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Benders Poetry Gear: logo – books, notebooks and backpacks

Welcome to Benders Poetry Merc, the only webshop where your wardrobe gets more cultured than a library on laundry day! We specialize in adorning the cute and the moopish with apparel that’s as absurdly poetic as We specialize in adorning the cute and the moopish with apparel that’s as absurdly poetic as a sock trying to explain Kant.​

Why blend in when you can stand out in verse?

Our collection boasts the most delightfully absurd backpacks, t-shirts, and polo shirts designed to give your identity a poetic twist. Forget “poetic boosts”—we’re here to catapult your style into the realm of the ridiculously sublime.​

Highlights of Our Collection:

  • Backpacks: Perfect for carrying your books, groceries, or existential dread—all while showcasing designs that make passersby question reality.​

  • T-Shirts: Soft, stylish, and stamped with wit sharper than Occam’s razor.​

  • Polo Shirts: For when you want to look classy but still let the world know you’re philosophically inclined.​

So, if you’re ready to drape yourself in garments that scream “I’m deep, but also delightfully deranged,” you’ve come to the right place. Dive into our collections and let your clothing do the talking—because nothing says “I have layers” like a t-shirt with a pun only you understand.​

Philosophy and poetry notebooks – ideal for students, writers, and deep thinkers

Welcome to the Poetic & Philosophical Notebooks section — the sacred realm where your half-baked theories and midnight metaphors can finally find a home.

Here you’ll discover notebooks worthy of your most brilliant ideas, wildest dreams, and unreadable handwriting. Whether you’re sketching out a new philosophy of breakfast or composing a tragic ode to your barista, these hardcovers are here to catch your inner monologue before it evaporates into the void.

Perfect for:

  • Philosophy students who argue with themselves (on paper)

  • Poets who need to jot things down before they forget why they were crying

  • Anyone who’s ever muttered “Being is becoming” in a supermarket

These aren’t just notebooks — they’re portable minds, tiny theatres of thought, and occasionally, emotionally supportive rectangles.

Now go ahead. Write something that would make Nietzsche proud. Or at least confuse him.

Castles Get Kicked in the Bricks each Summer

Let’s face it: some backpacks just carry your stuff. This one tells your entire life philosophy in one ridiculous, multilingual joke. Imagine strolling into a museum, a bus stop, or your ex's new wedding—with a bag that declares, in ten languages, that castles are always the losers of summer.

Why? Because deep down, you know:

  • Tourists always win.
  • History has a sense of humor.
  • And you, my friend, are not carrying your lunch in just any nylon sack—you’re carrying it in a medieval meltdown on your shoulders.

This backpack says:

  • “I’ve been to four castles, hated three, and got kicked out of one for asking where the dragons were.”
  • “I appreciate heritage sites, but I also think they could use a bit more slapstick.”
  • “I’m cute, I’m moopish, and I will absolutely picnic on your parapet.”

It’s absurd.
It’s philosophical.
It holds snacks.

In short, it’s not just a backpack—it’s a mobile monument to glorious collapse.

And honestly? That’s what summer’s all about.

Philosophy thirts

Feeling surveilled? Alienated by modernity? Accidentally started explaining biopolitics at brunch again? Then it’s time to proudly declare your loyalties (and your exhaustion) with our iconic “I’m with Fuckold” shirt.

This tee is for those who’ve:

  • Said “power is everywhere” in a non-BDSM context.
  • Tried to explain Discipline and Punish to their cat.
  • Secretly suspect the panopticon is just their neighbour with binoculars.

Wearing this shirt is a cry of love, rebellion, and post-structural despair. It says:
“Yes, I’ve read Foucault. No, I will not be okay.”

Stay tuned for more philosophical shirts and backpacks, as we at Benders are working on an entire collection that will make even the ghost of Hegel raise an eyebrow.

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