The Castle That Remembered Better Times Nestled on the rocky promontory overlooking the Firth of Forth in East Lothian, Scotland, Tantallon Castle looms like a half-remembered war hymn carved in red sandstone. Built in the mid-14th century by William Douglas, 1st Earl of Douglas, the fortress was one of the last great curtain wall castles…
Category: Castle stories
Behind every battlement lies a bruise. Castle Stories is a surreal chronicle of real historical castles — from forgotten forts to flamboyant follies — that have endured centuries of siege, betrayal, and now, busloads of selfie-stick tourists. Each story begins with serious, richly researched history, then crumbles delightfully into absurdity, revealing the tragicomic fate of these once-proud structures in the age of digital tourism.
These are tales of mayonnaise-cleanings, baguette-duels in great halls, and the last defense of the architectural spirit: a mysterious T-shirt.
Read them for the history. Stay for the madness.
The Fortress That Dreamed in Black Basalt
The Castle That Dreamed in Black Basalt Perched atop a steep promontory of volcanic rock in the French region of Auvergne, Château de Murol is a fortress that defies both time and topography. Constructed in the early 12th century, this medieval keep once controlled the strategic mountain road between Mont-Dore and Issoire, standing as a…
The Isolation of Castle Houska
The Solitude of Castle Houska In the Bohemian forest, north of Prague, cloaked in the gentle shudder of alder leaves and hemmed by the ragged hem of time, stands Castle Houska — a 13th-century edifice whose very founding is whispered in tones of dread and fascination. This is no romantic ruin, no Neuschwanstein confection airlifted…
The Fortress That Dreamed of Iron Shoes
The Castle that Dreamt of Iron Boots There is a castle in Northeast Romania that broods on the edge of memory and stone: the citadel of Suceava. Built during the late 14th century, this fortress, often forgotten in the shadow of its Gothic cousins scattered across Central Europe, served less as romance incubator and more…
The Castle That Longed for Strawberries
The Castle That Dreamed of Strawberries Perched on a lonely crag above the River Wear in northeastern England, Durham Castle is both imposing and quietly introspective, like a veteran of ten centuries who has grown weary of recounting its wins and wounds. Constructed shortly after the Norman Conquest of England, the castle was commissioned by…
The Fortress That Besieged Time
The Castle That Laid Siege to Time Perched high on a craggy limestone outcrop in southeastern France, Château de Montségur has long been more than stone and mortar—it is a monument to defiance, memory, and myth. Often relegated to the footnotes of medieval history, overshadowed by its more ostentatious cousins like Carcassonne or Chambord, Montségur…
The Limestone Castle That Wept
The Castle That Wept in Limestone Perched atop a craggy limestone outcrop in the lush, undulating plains of eastern Slovenia, Predjama Castle is perhaps the most astonishing architectural paradox in Europe — half fortress, half cavern, wholly improbable. Built precipitously into the rocky mouth of a yawning karst cave, it hangs as though it erupted…
The Castle That Would Not Crumble
The Castle That Refused to Crumble Perched on a jagged basalt outcrop near the sleepy Czech town of Loket, the imposing Loket Castle, known in its native tongue as “Hrad Loket,” has defied centuries with an obstinate grace. It rises above the winding Ohře River like a clenched stone fist, its Romanesque core dating from…
The Castle That Still Holds Memories: A Stone Chronicle from Predjama
The Castle That Still Remembers: A Stone Chronicle from Predjama High in the Slovenian Karst region, where limestone cliffs rise in stern slabs and every shadow in a ravine could shelter centuries, there clings to the cliff face an architectural marvel both improbable and inevitable: Predjama Castle. Known locally as Predjamski grad, which translates literally…
Beneath the Granite Gaze: The Laments of Himeji Castle
Under the Granite Gaze: The Sighs of Himeji Castle Perched like an egret in full flight atop Himeyama hill, Himeji Castle is perhaps the finest surviving example of early 17th-century Japanese castle architecture. Situated within the Kansai region’s Hyōgo Prefecture, it remains an enduring testament to Japan’s Azuchi–Momoyama period, a time when warfare, feudal jockeying,…
The Somber Stone Legacy of Himeji Castle
The Melancholy Stonework of Himeji Castle A luminous silhouette against the Japanese sky, Himeji Castle looms with a serenity honed over seven centuries of warlords, monks, earthquakes, and poets. Situated atop Himeyama hill in Hyōgo Prefecture, the castle is more than just an architectural marvel—it is an ossified memory of Japan’s feudal past, lacquered with…
The Castle That Dreamed in Stone and Paid the Price
The Castle That Dreamed in Stone and Suffered for It On a crag above the confluence of the rivers Morava and Dyje stands Valtice Castle — an architectural contradiction, born of Baroque symmetry and centuries of Central European tumult. Located in the South Moravian Region of the Czech Republic, this castle carries within its gilded…