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Look, I’ve had enough of my English-speaking readers squinting at Google Translate like it’s some kind of dystopian ouija board. “Ah yes, ‘the cheese of my soul is melting’—deep.” No more. I’m finally doing proper translations, and because I believe in efficiency (and chaos), I’ve dumped them all in one place: a Substack called Cuck the Fanon. which is also available as a Shirt:

Castles get Kicked in the Bricks every Summer – The Summer Shirt of 2025

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Cuck The Fanon – The T-shirt of the Literary Substack

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