Let the rapists solve our rape problems.

Because we’ll figure it out together, right? I always think of this approach when I walk through the woods of Mierlo, where the trees have massively turned into zombie trees. There is no doubt who the instigators of this misery are: VVD, CDA and Staatsbosbeheer. Yet, thanks to a lack of brainwashing legislation, they are firmly in the saddle, the glysophate licence has been extended once again under the pretext of the war in the Ukraine (you would almost think that…) and we can therefore count on even more misery and an accelerated demise of mankind.

spooky zombietrees in the Mierlo forest

And because the rapist-borgs always pretend to be good shepherds, they keep coming up with ‘solutions’ that don’t sum up what really needs to be done. No, covering everything with windmills and electric cars is not going to solve climate change. No, ‘buying out’ farmers so that they can set up a mass bio-industry elsewhere with millions that they earn here is nice for the CDA supporters, but it will only make the problems worse.

is this still a birch tree? it vaguely assembles one

And no, arranging the whole forest as a nice postcard primeval forest, so that you constantly have to disturb the mycelia everywhere, plant trees everywhere and rip them out again, all for a nice cosmetic image that makes it look like you are doing your job well, but what they are really doing is growing diseased trees in order to cut them down again for money.

Would they come slaughter your sick grandma too? Oh no, that is a living being with rights.

As Sage, I am a voice of the forest, and I let you know that you are being ruled by the crooks and criminals who have caused this very situation and are inventing all sorts of things in order to be able to milk the forests and nature on a permanent basis. Milking is the magic word: my first intervention as Sage would be to completely abolish patents. Patenting nature is a farce: it is like pretending to invent something that already exists, and all with the idea that science should be financed that way. It should not.

hey psyborg, if your own foot looked this way would you notice it?

A few simple measures are needed to secure the future of mankind. One is the switch from meat back to mushrooms and nuts. There is no time to do this gradually, so a meat ban is not a luxury but an absolute necessity.

Secondly, man should not be above nature. I am not in favour of shooting people to get this plague under control, but global sterilisation after one child is just a simple and clear solution. The world population will then halve and the earth can breathe again a little. Who were the guys from ‘go and multiply’ again? That’s right, the same religious bunch.

Everywhere grass shoots up between the planted moss. Lightning? Dont think so in that spot.

Leave the forests alone. They have managed themselves for 500 million years, go and let those people from the state forestry department knit jumpers for the elderly or something. In my youth the forests here did not look like a ‘primeval forest’, now they do thanks to men who diligently sculpt, only it is a zombie forest. The only difference is that it is a zombie forest that does not make anyone happy. Stop with the meat industry instead of scaling it up to foreign countries and making farmers even more millionaires.

The forest is NOT a bio-industry. Every tree has the full right to live out its life. Trees can live up to 1000 years, and such trees are nowhere to be found.

The forest is also NOT a source of employment for a BULLSHIT JOB economy.

Leave the forests alone. It is that simple. And this sterilisation is also provided by nature itself. Just Google how the fertility rates of humans are and understand that nature is able to take care of itself there as well.

Sage Martinus

Mountains, giants and mushrooms – in this fairytale-like collection, magic whirls and swirls, yet another reality breaks through as well – the whole world turned into The Shining, and the pilgrimage to Szymborska’s grave, a simple stone in Krakow, fails at the last minute; a journey without check marks across sixteen national borders to his daughter, however, succeeds. In its combination of fairy-tale nature, historical background and eerily topical reality, this collection of poems is Benders’ best since he lost count.


You have no time to read this, but that is because you are no longer human. If something of the original person were still alive in you, the old mycelia of childhood, then you would learn a lot from this book, indeed, with its magical knowledge, it might become your most useful possession. A book about the human imagination, and how it managed to get into the iron grip of trans-dimensional cockroaches. Furthermore, there are also magical tips to substantially improve your life and your time acceleration, and M.H.H. Benders also makes light-hearted mincemeat of the entire Dutch literature, what more could you want!

If you don’t want to crawl around mars like a cyber insect under a scrubbed boot – which is on the agenda – then you’d do well to read this book.

The first collected work of Martinus Hendrikus Hogervorst-Benders comprises no fewer than 712 pages and weighs in at least 1.4 kilos in thin print. It is the most ambitious collection written in the last thirty years, and certainly one of the highlights of Dutch literature as a whole, in line with Snoek and van de Woestijne. Anyone with a heart for literature and who wants to read an ambitious book brimming with cast-iron poems instead of yet another typical Dutch-language ‘masterpiece’ will be delighted with the purchase of this brick.

The Microdose Bible is the worlds most comprehensive and complete oversight of mind altering substances, teacher plants and mushrooms. Dutch mycologist and philosopher M.H.H.Benders takes you on a magical journey full of wonder about what teachers nature has to offer. Includes the Psychosupersum, a guide that describes all known mental disorders and offers wisdom for their treatment. 

This book will be published end of 2022.