Secret letter to Elon Musk

Dear Mr. Musk,

I just wanted to take a moment to express my thoughts on your recent Twitter antics. As a self-proclaimed psyborg, I would have thought you would have had the foresight to employ artificial intelligence to run your social media accounts. After all, as a leader in the tech industry, you should know that humans are fallible and prone to making mistakes.

Instead, you rely on faulty humans to handle your online presence, and the results speak for themselves. Your recent “poll” on changing the name of the space exploration company SpaceX to X Æ A-12 was a prime example of this. Not only was the name completely unpronounceable and completely ridiculous, but the poll itself was fake and had no actual bearing on the future of the company.

But it’s not just your Twitter behavior that concerns me. Your boyhood dream of flying to Mars seems to be a misguided and naive pursuit. While space exploration is certainly an admirable goal, it should not be driven by the whims of a child. We need adult visions and leadership from those in positions of power, not the fantasies of a boy.

I understand that you are a successful entrepreneur and have achieved many impressive feats, but it’s time for you to grow up and start acting like the responsible adult that the world needs. Please consider employing AI to run your social media accounts and focusing on more mature and practical goals.

As you are interested in the intelligence in the machine, you can’t get around Benders. Honestly, Elon, look for a moment at where you are. You are competing with baldy dude for scraps of space.

No one in the real universe would notice. But you know this already, it’s not important to lecture you.
As one of the main Secret Chiefs of the Reptilians I do not lecture people: i simply write my commands into poetry. Twitter is a joke compared to poetry.

You worry about guys following your plane around. But I can make your plane untraceable by
simply writing a poem about it. Mr Musk, I am open for business. Let’s see if we can turn you into something the Reptilians can take serious.

Your first task is to read ‘Poetry to Read in the Dark’. Wont cost you a thing, it’s free:

Poetry to Read in the Dark (2022) (362 downloads)

Now, contact me after you did so and I will reveal the next phase to you.

Martijn Benders


Known as Xee-PArX SHKLot FAKRK I was minding my own business s a benovalent(1) ruler over an autonomous but relevant section of the Gamma-tertia quadrant of a galaxy, when an interdimensional hackhole zapped me into this dimension, where I have to deal with 'humans' who talk about 'reptiles' and 'lizards' and they have not got the faintest clue what they are talking about. It does not sound very inclusive at all!

The identity M.H.H. Benders is a most recognised poet of his generation, a student of the universal mycelia,  Amanita Sage and party leader of the Dutch 'Woudpartij'. He wrote sixteen books, the last ones at the Kaneelfabriek (Cinnamon Factory). He is currently working on 'SHHHHHHROOM a book on mushrooms and the Microdose Bible, which is an activation plan to restore your true identity coming next year. Keep in touch! But only if we do it first.

(1) not a typo! These humans have never even SEEN the mercy of a supernova.