Secret letter to Elon Musk

Dear Mr. Musk,

I just wanted to take a moment to express my thoughts on your recent Twitter antics. As a self-proclaimed psyborg, I would have thought you would have had the foresight to employ artificial intelligence to run your social media accounts. After all, as a leader in the tech industry, you should know that humans are fallible and prone to making mistakes.

Instead, you rely on faulty humans to handle your online presence, and the results speak for themselves. Your recent “poll” on changing the name of the space exploration company SpaceX to X Æ A-12 was a prime example of this. Not only was the name completely unpronounceable and completely ridiculous, but the poll itself was fake and had no actual bearing on the future of the company.

But it’s not just your Twitter behavior that concerns me. Your boyhood dream of flying to Mars seems to be a misguided and naive pursuit. While space exploration is certainly an admirable goal, it should not be driven by the whims of a child. We need adult visions and leadership from those in positions of power, not the fantasies of a boy.

I understand that you are a successful entrepreneur and have achieved many impressive feats, but it’s time for you to grow up and start acting like the responsible adult that the world needs. Please consider employing AI to run your social media accounts and focusing on more mature and practical goals.

As you are interested in the intelligence in the machine, you can’t get around Benders. Honestly, Elon, look for a moment at where you are. You are competing with baldy dude for scraps of space.

No one in the real universe would notice. But you know this already, it’s not important to lecture you.
As one of the main Secret Chiefs of the Reptilians I do not lecture people: i simply write my commands into poetry. Twitter is a joke compared to poetry.

You worry about guys following your plane around. But I can make your plane untraceable by
simply writing a poem about it. Mr Musk, I am open for business. Let’s see if we can turn you into something the Reptilians can take serious.

Your first task is to read ‘Poetry to Read in the Dark’. Wont cost you a thing, it’s free:

Poetry to Read in the Dark (2022) (1136 downloads)

Now, contact me after you did so and I will reveal the next phase to you.

Martijn Benders

No, no: I am not a 'guru' of some sorts: I'm just a guy that happened to be succesful at fighting of the addictions dystopia had blessed me with.

Now I am devoting my time to helping others as a mycotherapist.

I know a lot about mushrooms and I have devised methods of employing them in your diet that will help your physical and emotional wellbeing.

If you experience problems and you think I might be able to help you, please go to my contact page and let's have a chat.

I wrote a book titled 'Amanita Muscaria: The Book of the Empress'. That book presents 'the big picture', the one you've perhaps been missing out on. It is the story of what really happened with humanity the last 1000 years, and how wild mushrooms came to be demonized, and how Amanita Muscaria/ Fly Agaric can help you regain your true self and at the same time make this planet a better place for everyone.

The book can be bought at regular dutch bookstores and soon at international bookstores too. And to be complete: you can also buy it from me directly using crypto. Just donate an amount of crypto to me that would equal about 33 euros and I will send you a signed copy:

If you want to donate me some crypto to help my cause (fighting the benzodiazepine epedemic) your contribution would also be most welcome.

I am also known as a writer and a poet. As of 2023 I have written about 18 books. Lots of them are available for free from my homepage: I have never been much of a kapitalist, and I believe that good poetry has a healing effect on people.

Drop me a line if you want to ask me something or collaborate on anything. I wish you a great life, and lots of luck and great guidance on the path you are walking.