Open Letter to Johnny Depp

Hi Johnny, how are you?

I remember that a decade or something ago you were setting up some sort of publishing company for obscure books. And i though like, okay, that’s me, obscure books, but as it goes it’s impossible to get in touch with celebrities, so I could never reach you, which is exactly what made your life into living hell,
because you do need the obscure books guy.

When I saw that court thing with the blonde, I thought just one thing. Can you guess what? Oh hell I don’t wanna patronize you. Let me just hand you my book for free. If you like it and you think
I am the obscure guy, get in touch. I am not a celebrity and it won’t be hard.

Thank you, my dear friend. The book can be downloaded here:

Poetry to Read in the Dark (2022) (362 downloads)

Known as Xee-PArX SHKLot FAKRK I was minding my own business s a benovalent(1) ruler over an autonomous but relevant section of the Gamma-tertia quadrant of a galaxy, when an interdimensional hackhole zapped me into this dimension, where I have to deal with 'humans' who talk about 'reptiles' and 'lizards' and they have not got the faintest clue what they are talking about. It does not sound very inclusive at all!

The identity M.H.H. Benders is a most recognised poet of his generation, a student of the universal mycelia,  Amanita Sage and party leader of the Dutch 'Woudpartij'. He wrote sixteen books, the last ones at the Kaneelfabriek (Cinnamon Factory). He is currently working on 'SHHHHHHROOM a book on mushrooms and the Microdose Bible, which is an activation plan to restore your true identity coming next year. Keep in touch! But only if we do it first.

(1) not a typo! These humans have never even SEEN the mercy of a supernova.