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Tzum Kotzen – The T-Shirt for True Devotees of Dutch Literature
Are you tired of pretending you haven’t read that same NRC review twelve times just to feel something? Do you clutch your Revisor like a holy relic? Do you whisper “Thomas Möhlmann” in your sleep?
Then Tzum Kotzen is the shirt for you. A statement piece for those who know the literary canon is just a wine stain away from total collapse.
On the front: the iconic phrase that says it all – Tzum Kotzen.
On the back: the rallying cry of the spiritually exhausted bibliophile – “Jetzt ist es Zeit endlich mal aufzumotzen” (Now’s the time to finally jazz it up).
This shirt lets you signal your despair and ironic superiority in one breathable cotton gesture. Whether you’re sipping lukewarm prosecco at a residency no one applied for or slow-clapping at a debut reading in an empty gallery — you’ll look tragisch, maar stijlvol.
Warning: may cause unsolicited interviews with De Groene Amsterdammer.
Perfect for:
– Passive-aggressive book club moments
– Wandering through Dordrecht at dawn
– Screaming internally during yet another panel on autofiction
Tzum Kotzen: because the Dutch literary scene is a mood, and that mood is beige.
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It’s high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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