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The Jungle King of Textual Composition

Posted on January 13, 2025 by admin

This article is based on this Dutch article of Martijn Benders

The Jungle King of Lyric Writing

13-01-2025

Why should one, as one of the greatest Dutch lyricists, venture into the realm of German Schlager?

The answer to this question is quite simple: Schlager is the jungle king of lyric writing. It is a genre where the art of words and melody converge in a manner that is often absurd yet highly effective.

In my poetry collection Het zijn maar Bergen, I was already incorporating German – a fitting contemporary touch. The German version of Titanic played a central role, a ship that sank not only physically but also symbolically. Yesterday, I stumbled upon a conspiracy theory suggesting that this ship was deliberately sunk because a billionaire on board vehemently opposed the founding of the Federal Reserve.

It’s the same billionaire whose obscure science fiction book I poetically summarized in Het zijn maar Bergen. These strange interconnections between history, literature, and pop culture never fail to fascinate me.

And so, I wrote the Schlager Bubbumsenmüde.

One must steep oneself in all things German,
with lederhosen, beer, and benches.

You see, this is poetry that truly makes an impact. Poetry that can go the distance. Not a noncommittal exercise in “beautiful writing,” but lines that hit the dance floor and stick in the collective memory.

Because Schlager, no matter how you look at it, is a genre for the people. And what else is poetry but an attempt to bring people – even if just for a moment – closer to themselves?

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Castles Get Kicked in the Bricks each Summer

Let’s face it: some backpacks just carry your stuff. This one tells your entire life philosophy in one ridiculous, multilingual joke. Imagine strolling into a museum, a bus stop, or your ex's new wedding—with a bag that declares, in ten languages, that castles are always the losers of summer.

Why? Because deep down, you know:

  • Tourists always win.
  • History has a sense of humor.
  • And you, my friend, are not carrying your lunch in just any nylon sack—you’re carrying it in a medieval meltdown on your shoulders.

This backpack says:

  • “I’ve been to four castles, hated three, and got kicked out of one for asking where the dragons were.”
  • “I appreciate heritage sites, but I also think they could use a bit more slapstick.”
  • “I’m cute, I’m moopish, and I will absolutely picnic on your parapet.”

It’s absurd.
It’s philosophical.
It holds snacks.

In short, it’s not just a backpack—it’s a mobile monument to glorious collapse.

And honestly? That’s what summer’s all about.

Philosophy thirts

Feeling surveilled? Alienated by modernity? Accidentally started explaining biopolitics at brunch again? Then it’s time to proudly declare your loyalties (and your exhaustion) with our iconic “I’m with Fuckold” shirt.

This tee is for those who’ve:

  • Said “power is everywhere” in a non-BDSM context.
  • Tried to explain Discipline and Punish to their cat.
  • Secretly suspect the panopticon is just their neighbour with binoculars.

Wearing this shirt is a cry of love, rebellion, and post-structural despair. It says:
“Yes, I’ve read Foucault. No, I will not be okay.”

Stay tuned for more philosophical shirts and backpacks, as we at Benders are working on an entire collection that will make even the ghost of Hegel raise an eyebrow.

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