Corruption is unscientific

Another typical feature of the brain disease that I have already described in Waarover de piranha droomt in de limonadesloot: in addition to a severely eroded vocabulary and a thought receptor that has played an increasingly smaller role at the expense of the visual receptor – modern man has hardly any functioning evaluation circuitry left, which in turn is the cause of a constant need for external direction (by Google, Amazon, etc.) – well, another typical feature is what I will call concept-blurring.

For example, there used to be the term ‘conflict of interest’. You never hear that word anymore, because central command has invented a much better one: the conspiracy theory. If two business entities make agreements between themselves that you cannot see with the naked eye, you are not allowed to say anything about it, because then you are insane and no one is allowed to take you seriously. Or can you prove that the Dutch supermarket giants have made agreements with the hospitals and that that is why the hospitals’ dietary recommendations are full of Unilever products, with the brand name attached? A conspiracy! Couldn’t it just be a coincidence? Can you prove it?

We actually found the term ‘conflict of interest’ not very useful. It implies that you can prove what kind of agreements were made. That it used to be enough to make something plausible, because in those days people didn’t have hard science – how those primitive people used to mix up alpha and beta sciences! Nowadays we know better, there are no alpha sciences at all, everything can be measured with rock solid accuracy, with multiple choice tests for example.

So, conflict of interest, don’t be silly, you can’t measure that, no. What you can measure is factchecking. That Jansen and Jansen finance facebook’s factchecking is another conspiracy theory, yes well that’s true but your idea that something is corrupt because it is financed by a stakeholder is just, yes, how should we put it. It is immeasurable.

So we live in a world where corruption has managed to become unscientific, thankfully. That Dutch investigative journalists were able to prove a conspiracy between the OMT and test manufacturers, well, can they prove that with measurable results? Can they? Well, I have a reader’s survey here that proves something quite different.

What I have studied? If I happen to be an alpha who doesn’t know very well what science is and what you should and shouldn’t measure and what you should make plausible???? You sound weird, as if you believe that your study was better than mine.

Readership surveys by my faculty show that people consider our study to be essential, so it should stay open from now on. A rock-solid measurement, sir.

I have already been asked for the RIVM.

Mountains, giants and mushrooms – in this fairytale-like collection, magic whirls and swirls, yet another reality breaks through as well – the whole world turned into The Shining, and the pilgrimage to Szymborska’s grave, a simple stone in Krakow, fails at the last minute; a journey without check marks across sixteen national borders to his daughter, however, succeeds. In its combination of fairy-tale nature, historical background and eerily topical reality, this collection of poems is Benders’ best since he lost count.


You have no time to read this, but that is because you are no longer human. If something of the original person were still alive in you, the old mycelia of childhood, then you would learn a lot from this book, indeed, with its magical knowledge, it might become your most useful possession. A book about the human imagination, and how it managed to get into the iron grip of trans-dimensional cockroaches. Furthermore, there are also magical tips to substantially improve your life and your time acceleration, and M.H.H. Benders also makes light-hearted mincemeat of the entire Dutch literature, what more could you want!

If you don’t want to crawl around mars like a cyber insect under a scrubbed boot – which is on the agenda – then you’d do well to read this book.

The first collected work of Martinus Hendrikus Hogervorst-Benders comprises no fewer than 712 pages and weighs in at least 1.4 kilos in thin print. It is the most ambitious collection written in the last thirty years, and certainly one of the highlights of Dutch literature as a whole, in line with Snoek and van de Woestijne. Anyone with a heart for literature and who wants to read an ambitious book brimming with cast-iron poems instead of yet another typical Dutch-language ‘masterpiece’ will be delighted with the purchase of this brick.

The Microdose Bible is the worlds most comprehensive and complete oversight of mind altering substances, teacher plants and mushrooms. Dutch mycologist and philosopher M.H.H.Benders takes you on a magical journey full of wonder about what teachers nature has to offer. Includes the Psychosupersum, a guide that describes all known mental disorders and offers wisdom for their treatment. 

This book will be published end of 2022.