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Daniela Seel: A Literary Review of “Nach Eden”

Posted on January 19, 2025 by admin

This article is based on this Dutch article of Martijn Benders Daniela Seel – Nach Eden Review It is undoubtedly a great honor to translate into German one of the most beautiful songs ever written in the Netherlands and to receive permission from all four lyricists through BUMA. The fact that four lyricists were needed…

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The Sound of the Merry Woodcutters: From Shamanic Call to Musical Carving

Posted on January 19, 2025 by admin

This article is based on this Dutch article of Martijn Benders — **The Sound of the Merry Woodcutters: From Shamanic Call to Musical Schnitzel** Last night, in the late hours, I listened to hundreds of versions of the song Die Lustigen Holzhackerbuam on YouTube. I was astonished once again by how utterly unimaginative most interpretations…

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Man, Man, Man, Man, Mama

Posted on January 17, 2025January 17, 2025 by admin

This article is based on this Dutch article of Martijn Benders ### Man Man Man Man, Mama People often believe that writing lyrics is an exceptionally difficult art. That’s true, but it doesn’t mean that a text has to be complicated. This song is Dieter’s commentary on current politics. Man Man Man Man, Mama. It…

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The Jungle King of Textual Composition

Posted on January 13, 2025 by admin

This article is based on this Dutch article of Martijn Benders The Jungle King of Lyric Writing 13-01-2025 Why should one, as one of the greatest Dutch lyricists, venture into the realm of German Schlager? The answer to this question is quite simple: Schlager is the jungle king of lyric writing. It is a genre…

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“Delight in the World of Caecilius”

Posted on January 11, 2025 by admin

This article is based on this Dutch article of Martijn Benders Enjoy with Caecilius When it comes to Amanita, I hold the view that this mushroom is primarily meant to be used in January. It’s the perfect winter booster, containing a truly superior form of Vitamin D2 that you’ll rarely find elsewhere in nature (and…

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“Literature at Three: Discovering Depths Beyond the Surface”

Posted on January 10, 2025 by admin

This article is based on this Dutch article of Martijn Benders In the second episode of this new and already famous podcast by Martinus Benders, the central question is whether touching a string might already constitute a form of artificial intelligence. We also find out whether everything is truly tip-top behind the cracks.

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“Literature at Three: Bare at the Top”

Posted on January 9, 2025 by admin

This article is based on this Dutch article of Martijn Benders Particularly noteworthy is the track Oben Ohne, which rises far above the common house tracks that share this title. Sido Martens in Oben Ohne mode in a limousine? A must-listen! Even he claims that this record is “AMAZING.” We also highlight the contrast between…

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Is the Touch of a String an Act of Artificial Intelligence?”

Posted on January 8, 2025January 8, 2025 by admin

This article is based on this Dutch article of Martijn Benders The Question of Whether Touching a String Can Be Considered an Act of Artificial Intelligence The Dutch are all too quick to assume that a Schlager is a  ‘lebensliet.’ However, this is far from the case. Strictly speaking, the Schlager is not a lament…

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“Truly Covering Distances”

Posted on January 7, 2025 by admin

This article is based on this Dutch article of Martijn Benders The second full-length album rolling out from my pen. After Berry Lee Berry, now comes The Stoss. I genuinely put a great deal of effort into it, and it’s one of the most literary albums ever released in the German language – not least…

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The Enigmatic Chapel of Bones in Évora

Posted on January 6, 2025January 6, 2025 by admin

This article is based on this Dutch article of Martijn Benders I can’t recall having ever worked harder on something than this album by the Stoss. Currently, I am adding a poetry section to the album, which is turning out to be downright fantastic—poems by me, Marc van der Holst, Roethke, Ritsos, and Berryman, set…

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The End Times and the Mark of the Beast

Posted on January 4, 2025January 6, 2025 by admin

This article is based on this Dutch article of Martijn Benders The End Times and the Mark of the Beast We’re just waiting for the revelation: when will we finally hear that Flavio himself… after all this time…? Alright, here they come again, the religious folks. But you only need to ask them a single…

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“At Last: Vinyl Records from Real Men Steal the Spotlight in the Charts”

Posted on January 3, 2025 by admin

This article is based on this Dutch article of Martijn Benders The back cover of the album Höllenhelle Eisenbahn. All fifteen tracks are, in my opinion, truly excellent. This time, the focus is much more on quality lyrics, something that was less emphasized on that reggae album. I also made mistakes with that previous album—mistakes…

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Castles Get Kicked in the Bricks each Summer

Let’s face it: some backpacks just carry your stuff. This one tells your entire life philosophy in one ridiculous, multilingual joke. Imagine strolling into a museum, a bus stop, or your ex's new wedding—with a bag that declares, in ten languages, that castles are always the losers of summer.

Why? Because deep down, you know:

  • Tourists always win.
  • History has a sense of humor.
  • And you, my friend, are not carrying your lunch in just any nylon sack—you’re carrying it in a medieval meltdown on your shoulders.

This backpack says:

  • “I’ve been to four castles, hated three, and got kicked out of one for asking where the dragons were.”
  • “I appreciate heritage sites, but I also think they could use a bit more slapstick.”
  • “I’m cute, I’m moopish, and I will absolutely picnic on your parapet.”

It’s absurd.
It’s philosophical.
It holds snacks.

In short, it’s not just a backpack—it’s a mobile monument to glorious collapse.

And honestly? That’s what summer’s all about.

Philosophy thirts

Feeling surveilled? Alienated by modernity? Accidentally started explaining biopolitics at brunch again? Then it’s time to proudly declare your loyalties (and your exhaustion) with our iconic “I’m with Fuckold” shirt.

This tee is for those who’ve:

  • Said “power is everywhere” in a non-BDSM context.
  • Tried to explain Discipline and Punish to their cat.
  • Secretly suspect the panopticon is just their neighbour with binoculars.

Wearing this shirt is a cry of love, rebellion, and post-structural despair. It says:
“Yes, I’ve read Foucault. No, I will not be okay.”

Stay tuned for more philosophical shirts and backpacks, as we at Benders are working on an entire collection that will make even the ghost of Hegel raise an eyebrow.

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